Mr. Fantastic Is
- Posted by Johanna on April 26, 2007 at 6:57 am
- Category: Movies/TV
All those who were worried that Citizen Steel was showing too much, you might want to beware of the upcoming Fantastic Four movie: apparently Mr. Fantastic really is.
April 26, 2007 at 8:04 am
I guess if the fanboy response is too severe they can always CG out his crotch for that freshly neutered look.
April 26, 2007 at 10:21 am
Fantastic Four… great movie when is the new one coming out any way?
April 26, 2007 at 10:47 am
Obvious joke #1:
“Well, he IS called Mister Fantastic…”
Obvious joke #2:
“How else do you think a nerd like him landed Sue Storm?”
Obvious joke #3:
“Wait, I thought Ben Grimm was the hard one…”
(Johanna’s going to delete these, I can tell…)
April 26, 2007 at 11:33 am
Wait, wait…there’s a joke in here about his strecthing and shape-changing powers, I just know there is… Um… Ah, screw it. The moment passed.
April 26, 2007 at 11:38 am
I hear that having genitalia is set to become all the rage this season. Kudos to Mr. Fantastic for being so fashion-forward and proudly declaring his gender amongst the Neuterati.
April 26, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Oh Horatio, I’d love to blow your horn.
April 26, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Ray, why would I delete these? My last two blog posts have focused on dicks and tits. I’m not really able to take the high ground today. :)
April 26, 2007 at 1:14 pm
Woo hoo! Johanna’s working blue today, kids!
April 26, 2007 at 2:03 pm
Fantastic Four? Heck, looks more like a Fantastic Eight!
Thank you. I’ll be here all week. Have you tried the buffet?
April 26, 2007 at 4:25 pm
Obvious joke #2:
“How else do you think a nerd like him landed Sue Storm?”
Now, c’mon, Mister Fantastic may be a nerd but he looks like Ioan Gruffudd!
April 27, 2007 at 2:13 am
See all I can think is that the CGI person must really like him.:)
April 27, 2007 at 8:48 am
And THAT’S why their costumes are made of unstable molecules!
April 27, 2007 at 10:21 pm
“Remember, it’s not the length of the wand that counts, but the magic that’s contained inside.”
–Doc Strange
April 28, 2007 at 3:19 am
I got nothin’.